Dazed and Confucius
21 year old theatre student and serious coffee addict. "She would never go to bed until she was so tired she was making mistakes of the simplest tasks. Instead, she would drink coffee and play Edith Piaf records loud to stay awake. She liked the music, the pure liquid sadness in a language she could only partially understand."
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“Maybe he said there were too many flags…” “What? What are you talking about? How can there be too many flags?” “Have you ever tried to have a conversation in front of the UN on a windy day? You can’t hear yourself think!”
“There’s something about lying on the floor, hiding from our lovers, that’s telling me we’re not in control of our lives as we should be.”
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This is still one of my absolute favourites
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“How do I plan on compensating you for my milk usage? You may help yourself to one glass of my orange juice. Mine is the one in the fridge that says Minute Maid Premium Home Squeezed Style Calcium and Vitamin - D. It’s tasty, refreshing, and a great addition to any breakfast.”
lol
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Some great RDJ moments… one of which is him doing the dog pant he’s spent 40 years working on, haha
…And saying nerdgasm…
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- Kris: What're you doing?
- His Dad: We should go on a trip! It would be fun! Like that time we went camping, remember?
- Kris: Okay, we didn't go camping..we got lost in the woods. People who go camping usually have crazy things like a tent, food, water...
