“There was a big flood at the school and it was all swishing about in the basement and the headmistress and master were standing there, looking appalled, and he [Benedict] stuck his head through their legs and said, ‘Goodness, that’s a terrible mess, isn’t it?’”—
Wanda Ventham, on Benedict’s schooldays (via pigeon-jess)
If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me
I would ride the bus to confuse people.
I would stalk a fan, find out where they work, and bring them a coffee.
I would create my own live journal and write fan fiction about myself and then instead of using manips actually just pose for freaky pictures and post them at the beginning of each chapter so that people would freak out.
It's been almost a year and a half now since you left. I took you flowers the other day, it was the first time I'd been since you got your headstone. I know I'll never stop missing you, or being a little sad, but I wonder when I'll stop being so damn angry about it.