That way, when I arrange the lampshade JUST SO, the light will shine through the area where he signed his name. Being that the ink would be a different colour, it would show up as a faint blob of the aforementioned different colour on the wall. Thus, I can gather my future children around there and point to the wall. Then, I will say… “This, my children, is where a very sexy man signed his very sexy name.”
“I wondered if you could really ever be too thin. Even if the tabloid headlines pretended to be disapproving of a girl who was supposedly “too thin,” I could always detect envy in the text - that in the tone of the article, there was always the underlying element of awe.”— Portia de Rossi Unbearable Lightness - A Story of Loss and Gain (via blackisstillthecolour)
Me:awh okay by the last episode of the ninth doctor you will ship him and rose so hard ok
Me:OMG YOU NEED TO LEARN THE LINGO. TO SHIP PEOPLE MEANS YOU ARE THE MATCHMAKER IN A PERFECT WORLD AND YOU PUT THOSE TWO TOGETHER AND FEEL LIKE THEY SHOULD HAVE BABIES AND THEY AREN'T ACTUALLY TOGETHER BUT THERE IS SO MUCH SEXUAL TENSION IN THEIR RELATIONSHIP THAT YOU START TO FEEL THE TENSION AND THEN YOU REALIZE YOU'RE SINGLE AND YOU CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP.