May 2012
Time to watch Gilmore Girls all night while I...
Captain Jack Harkness is one fine piece of ass
Damn right he is!
Realizing how attractive Norman Reedus is is like...
iamnobro:
You probably die afterwards.
If I ever meet David Tennant, I will make him sign...
tennantstype40:
That way, when I arrange the lampshade JUST SO, the light will shine through the area where he signed his name. Being that the ink would be a different colour, it would show up as a faint blob of the aforementioned different colour on the wall. Thus, I can gather my future children around there and point to the wall. Then, I will say… “This, my children, is where a very sexy man...
April 2012
“I wondered if you could really ever be too thin. Even if the tabloid headlines...”
– Portia de Rossi Unbearable Lightness - A Story of Loss and Gain (via blackisstillthecolour)
my friend just started watching the 9th doctor
Me: awh okay by the last episode of the ninth doctor you will ship him and rose so hard ok
Her: Ship?
Me: OMG YOU NEED TO LEARN THE LINGO. TO SHIP PEOPLE MEANS YOU ARE THE MATCHMAKER IN A PERFECT WORLD AND YOU PUT THOSE TWO TOGETHER AND FEEL LIKE THEY SHOULD HAVE BABIES AND THEY AREN'T ACTUALLY TOGETHER BUT THERE IS SO MUCH SEXUAL TENSION IN THEIR RELATIONSHIP THAT YOU START TO FEEL THE TENSION AND THEN YOU REALIZE YOU'RE SINGLE AND YOU CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP.
Her: BAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT DO YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE?
Me: i cry. i look at my life and cry.
me: No.. I will not ship McLennon
me:
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me: ...
me: well...fuck..
