June 2011
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I was thinking the other day about the achievements people want in life. It was sort of shocking as I started to think of some of mine. Let’s say, imagine being the guy who wrote with John Lennon? Jesus Christ, I mean, what about that? The guy.
Let’s just go over this again: The guy that wrote with John Lennon. Are you kidding? I have such an admiration for John, like most people. But to be the guy who wrote with him — well, that’s enough. Right there, you could retire, and go, “Jesus, I had a fantastic life. Take me, Lord.”
” —Paul McCartney (via paulmcfruity)
“Yoko was about to go into the studio with John - this was commonplace by now - and he actually told her, ‘No, not now. Let me just do this. It’ll just take a minute.’ That surprised me a bit. Maybe he felt like he was returning to his roots with the boys - who knows?”
—Geoff Emerick, about the Beatles recording the medley of The End (via beatowl)
Yeah, way to go Rolf. I would just go straight to the heiling Hitler in front of my girlfriend’s dad as well. It really does make a first impression less awkward…so well done.
Listen
Miley Cyrus: Rumor has it Daniel Radcliffe has a crush on me.
Daniel: I… what’s her name?
this makes me laugh so hard everytime I hear it again!!
These Men Will Die in Your Lifetime
Gene Wilder
Bill Murray
Robin Williams
Christopher Walken
Harrison Ford
Michael Caine, Morgan Freeman, Liam Neeson
Dick Van Dyke
Christopher Plummer (Oh god….I’ll cry for days if this ever happens)
“In the late Fifties in England it wasn’t that easy to get it. The girls would all wear brassieres and corsets which seemed like reinforced steel. You could never actually get in anywhere. You’d always be breaking your hand trying to undo everything. I can remember parties at Pete Best’s house, or wherever; there’d be these all-night parties and I’d be snogging with some girl and having a hard-on for eight hours till my groin was aching - and not getting any relief. That was how it always was. Those weren’t the days.”
—George Harrison, The Beatles Anthology (book)
"Can I have a look at your laptop" →
On the outside:
“My laptop? Yes of course I’ll just go and get it! hahaha it’s totally fine nothing to see hehaha”
On the inside:
“ABORT ABORT LOG OFF TUMBLR LOG OFF TWITTER DELETE HISTORY OH MY FUCKING GOD LOOK AT THAT NC-17 FIC JUST SITTING OPEN IN A TAG WHAT THE FUCK SELF STOP LIVING DANGEROUSLY, CCLEANER OUT YOU COME DELETE ALL THOSE FILES GO GO GO OK OPEN GOOGLE OPEN BBC NEWS OPEN FUCKING GAMES.COM OR SOMETHING OK THIS LOOKS NICE AND INNOCENT HERE YOU GO MOTHER”
While she uses the laptop:
“I’ve fucking forgotten something I know it any minute now she’s gonna click on a fic or something oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck”
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU NEED I’LL LOOK IT UP FOR YOU
I’ve made another account that I let her use…
For those of you who visit my Tumblr
and for those who also send me a message
and those that reblog my posts
“I think you’re beautiful.”
Well gosh..
One of my nearest and dearest has now joined the Tumblr community and I couldn’t be more thrilled.
She doesn’t think she’ll fit in, but there are too many people here with the same interests for her not to.
So welcome, I’m so happy to have you here and following my blog!
:D
