what is happening
the wildest ride of your life
when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground
How I feel about the rumored DC movies coming out.
I really am excited for DC though. It’s just really fun to pick on them.
"Help, I’ve fallen glamorously and I can’t get up ;]"
All of the other mannequins look like they’re so sick of his shit.
"God damn it, Jerry’s at it again.
i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything
i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”
two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out
did you say yes
DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES
No, Because they are nobles in revolution-era France and will be guillotined.
you must be fun at parties